Calm is for wimps
Get real
Get stressed
Quotes taken from
"The Little Book of Stress"
By Rohan Candappa
Carpe Diem
From the Latin "carpe" - to carp or whinge,
and "diem" - meaning daily,
hence "carpe diem" - whinge daily.
Every cloud doesn't have a silver lining
Don't fall for this twaddle. It's just deeply
unscientific propaganda put about by
optimists. In fact, it's more likely that
every cloud has a lead lining which means
all our reservoirs are full of
poisoned water.
The child within
Get in touch with the child within you.
Not the one who sees the world with eyes
filled with wonder, but the one who sulks,
whinges and constantly demands attention.
Introduce this child to those around you.